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Empress of Mars Unreview

Who is the Empress of Mars? Is she related to the Viceroy of Venus? Why are lyrics to punk songs written upon the surface of Mars? Will all be revealed or it is all a saddening bore? This is Mark … Continue reading

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The Lie of the Land Unreview

The Monks are the rulers of Earth. They are meddling with history. None are Peter Butterworth. And the clocks are striking thirteen. What could this all mean? Don’t ask me, I ain’t got a scooby, guv. Welcome, Whovians and muggles, … Continue reading

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The Pyramid at the End of the World Unreview

His name is Peter S. Harness Esquire and his name is Steven ‘Theodore’ Moffat and together they are Wyld Stallions! Oh, and when they aren’t on tour, they wrote this episode which is part two of what the fans are … Continue reading

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Extremis Unreview

Rot-faced monks, Catholic conspiracies, hidden knowledge centuries old. You may be thinking that this is Steven Moffat’s version of The DaVinci Codswallop but you couldn’t be any more wrong because unlike Dan Brown, Stevie can string whole sentences together that … Continue reading

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Oxygen Unreview

First episode, misguided sentient puddle. Second episode, misguided robots. Third episode, misguided human with access to huge river serpent. Fourth episode, misguided human with wooden mother. Fifth episode? Misguided humans. Can you see a pattern? I think I should call … Continue reading

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Thin Ice Unreview

Three episodes into series 10 and our intrepid troika of the Doctor, Pete and Bill come up against an elephant on a frozen river. Spoilers: the elephant is not the Big Bad. It is Cthulhu. This is Thin Ice. Written … Continue reading

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Smile Unreview

The Robots of Death meets The Happiness Patrol with a side order of The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances. This is Smile in a nutshell. Simple title, Smile. I like it. It brings to mind the enigmatic smile of the Mona … Continue reading

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