M Appeal

Friends with benefits?
Lovers?
Just friends?

Hello, I am a male. Regard my confused mammal face when it comes to relationships.

The list isn’t in order of preference by the way. It is the situation I found myself in once. Not all at the same time, I should make clear, but I was confused as to what we were and whether we were actually something.

She seemed like she liked me. Then she didn’t. Then she did again but this time I had no idea where I was or what the hell was going on.

I call this M Appeal. The ‘M’ standing for ‘Maybe’. As in maybe I love you, maybe I don’t.

I assume she was deciding whether she liked me based on the pulling of flower petals.

Woman pulls a petal off a flower.
Woman: I love him.
Woman pulls a petal off a flower.
Woman: I love him not.
Woman pulls a petal off a flower.
Woman: I love him.
Woman pulls a petal off a flower.
Woman: I love him not.

I would talk to her:

Woman: I love you.
Me: Great! I love you too!
Woman: Don’t be too happy, wee lad, I have another petal to pluck tomorrow.

It got to the point where I thought about purchasing weed killer and finding the location of every florist in her local area.

Of course, I am being facetious. She didn’t use flower petals. I hope she didn’t. Maybe I should have found her a one petal flower?

Whatever is was or is or will be (if indeed, it was anything in the first place), I am sure that I will still have a confused mammal face.

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All-round irritant, expert swordsman (loves lopping off the heads of ghouls), professional charlatan and outrageous wearer of black cocktail dresses...
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